You got some OCD, bro?

Bro, me too, bro.

A few years ago, my sister tried to connect me with one of her friends who has OCD. He has some obsessive thoughts about toilets, she said. I also have some obsessive thoughts about toilets, so no judgment there—but I declined the invitation.

I’ve always considered OCD to be a strange thing to bond over.

I think of it a bit like this: one morning, you wak…