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Death, part four.

I was going to wear jeans to the funeral. I hate dress pants. I hate all pants. Pants annoy me. Anything dressy frustrates me. But my mom said I couldn’t wear jeans. I said I’m an adult, I can wear whatever I want. My dad said no you can’t. My wife said listen to your parents, you need dress pants.

The day of the funeral I put on my new dress pants and …