Four metaphors and a funeral

This post has nothing to do with the 1994 British romantic comedy film starring Hugh Grant and that lady from Groundhog Day.

OCD is a shitty magician.

Remember that David Blaine Street Magic parody series from 2007? I think those videos are a decent encapsulation of what it’s like having OCD. You’re Mikey Day and your OCD is a shitty David Blaine impersonator who just… does his magic on you. You don’t ask for the magic trick. You don’t even like magic tricks. You’re just walk…