CRUSH your New Year's resolutions

f**k you 2023, i'm on that 2024 s**t already babyyy

I’m an all or nothing kind of guy. All gas, no brakes. Or no gas, all brakes.

I either try to survive on a reckless mixture of caffeine, alcohol, and sleeping pills, or I treat my body like an Orthodox cathedral.

“Does this holy water have any antioxidants?” - me, when I’m healthy

I live my life with a destructively high level of oscillation. It’s either …